It’s time to leave the rear end of things and focus on something else other thatn JLo’s ass. If you’re a big fan of box office flops, or if your radar goes haywire with the anticipation of a possible nude scene, you might have heard of the 1995 film Money Train starring Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, and our very own Jennifer LopAss (sorry, I just had to). Despite making it clear that ass is JLo’s career flagbearer, there’s little to no sighting of her goods in the movie, although we get a hot fuck scene from her to compensate.
Like a cherry atop a cake, we’re given a shot at Jennifer’s nipples as they jiggle along the humpin’ she receives from the black guy tearing her pussy apart. And unlike other sucky fuck scenes (whose shaky and closely-shot POVs are passed off as ‘mimicking intimacy’ to appease the media hypocrites censor boards who don’t want explicitly acted sex scenes), we’re actually given a clear shot of JLo’s titties, which is a good enough excuse not to drool over her ass for once.
In my opinion, if she wants to put her career back in action, Jennifer should do more naked and hot sex scenes, instead of taking silly glam pictures of herself for a magazine across the Pacific. Yeah, I need to work on my segues.